7. Danny McBride:
Red – “Pineapple Express” (2008)
“I’m trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I’m stoned or because I have no blood left in my body?”
6. Charlyne Yi:
Jodi – “Knocked Up” (2007)
“You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food, huh. Ohh that’s mine, not yours. But, you know, because you’re family you gotta share.”
5. Anna Faris:
Jane F. – “Smiley Face” (2007)
“They say that true pot-heads stop getting the munchies after a certain point. I mean the true pothead wouldn’t even say the word munchies. I don’t know what the true pothead would say.”munchos” or “hungries” or something…”
4. Marlon Wayans:
Shorty – “Scary Movie” (2000)
“I got papers, blunts, bongs, blokes, anything to make a high ni**a pie!”
3. Jim Breuer:
Brian -“Half Baked” (1998)
“No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn’t be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!”
2. Jeff Bridges:
The Dude – “The Big Lebowski” (1998)
“This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder’s head.”
1. Tommy Chong
Anthony ‘Man’ Stoner – “Up in Smoke” (1978)
“Mostly Maui Waui man, but it’s got some Labrador in it… I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog’s mind, ya know?”
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